Shingles

A fellow walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles. “So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

A few minutes later a nurse’s aid came outand asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his height, weight, and a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she gave him a blood test, an electrocardiogram, took his blood pressure and told him to take off all of his clothes and wait for the doctor.

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” The doctor said, “Where?”

He said, “Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”