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Never Lie to your Wife…

A man called home to his wife and said, ” Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends .

We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up”

” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. “

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?”

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The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …”

Never Lie To Your Wife…!!!

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