I like fruit baskets, because they allow you to mail someone fruit without appearing insane – Demetri Martin

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. – Dick Cavett.

Skepticism is an epistemological tantrum. – Vanhoozer

Nothing is more frustrating and restricting than to set up rules for God and then wonder why he does not follow them. – William La Sor

Evolution has been observed. It’s just that it hasn’t been observed while it’s happening. – Richard Dawkins

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. – Edgar Allen Poe