A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, “Honey, are you ready yet?”

Shouting back, the woman replies, “For crying out loud, Ed. I’ve been telling you for the last half hour, I’ll be ready in a minute!”

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man’s milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man’s plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”

The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”

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An English professor wrote the words on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. “woman without her man is a savage” The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is a savage.”

The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is a savage.”

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A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error. “I’ll admit I’m wrong,” the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, “if you’ll admit I’m right.” He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first. “I’m wrong,” she said. With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, “You’re right!”

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QUOTE FOR TODAY :

“To do is to be” ————————————- Descartes “To be is to do” ————————————- Sartre “Do be do be do” ———————————– Sinatra