At my local they have ESPN and frequently have the boxing on.
Anyway, this old codger walks in and says to the barmaid, “Quick, give me a drink before the fight starts”.
She pulls him a schooner and hands it to him saying, “What fight?”
He replies, after downing the schooner in two sips, “The one when I tell you that my wife didn’t give me any money today”.
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