A man comes home from work and was greeted by his wife. ‘I’ve got good news and bad news,’ she said.

He swallowed hard and said he’d like the good news first.

‘The car’s air bag works,’ she said

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Two men were relaxing after work and discussing a workmate’s marital problems.

‘The good news,’ said one, ‘is that Fred’s wife is seeing a therapist regularly. The bad news is that he’s at the door as soon as Fred leaves for work.’