At the orientation class for first-year psychiatry students at a Houston university, the lecturer had invited them to volunteer antonyms of the human experiences that he would list for them; and everything was progressing so well….

“Fear!”         “Courage!”

“Grief!”         “Happiness!”

“Elation!”       “Depression!”

“Woe!”

Silence, until one student piped up: “Sir, Ah do believe that would be ‘Giddy urp!'”