The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our
enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Due to budget constraints and energy conservation, the light at
the end of the

When a girl says “No” she really means “Yes”, but not with you.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who comes in to act like an adult while
the adults go out to act like teenagers.

A band director is one person who is not afraid to face the music.

A careful driver is one who just saw the driver ahead get a ticket.

Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case!

The great thing about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.

===========================

“Each evening birdlover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him.   For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth.   He even kept a log of the “conversation.”   Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.

“My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said.

“That’s odd,” the neighbor replied.   “So does my husband.”

===========================

Joey’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, “Joey
seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time
thinking about girls.”

The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution,
please advise.   I have the same problem with his Father.”

===========================