“Hi Julie, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings .”

“Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call.”

“What happened?”

“Oh, I punched this Aboriginal woman in the head.”

“What on earth, why did you do that?????”

“Well it wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”

Note 1. Bunnings is a chain of hardware stories around Australia
2: Black & Decker is a brand-name for certain building appliances
3. The verb ‘to deck’ is Oz slang for causing another to become horizontal 🙂