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Evening Classes for Men


                                 WCOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)  


                                Is proud to announce the opening of its
                                EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
                                OPEN TO MEN ONLY
                                ALL ARE WELCOME

                                Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants 

                                The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: 

                                 
DAY ONE

                                HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
                                Step by step guide with slide presentation 

                                TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
                                Roundtable discussion

                                DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
                                Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) 

                                DISHES & SILVERWARE;
                                DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
                                OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
                                Debate among a panel of experts. 

                                REMOTE CONTROL
                                Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

                                LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
                                Starting with looking in the right place
                                Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
                                Open forum 

                                 
DAY TWO

                                EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
                                DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
                                Group discussion and role play

                                HEALTH WATCH;
                                BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
                                PowerPoint presentation

                                REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
                                Real life testimonial from the one man who did

                                IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
                                AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
                                Driving simulation

                                LIVING WITH ADULTS;
                                BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
                                YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
                                Online class and role playing

                                HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
                                Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

                                REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
                                & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
                                Bring your calendar or PDA to class

                                GETTING OVER IT;
                                LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
                                Individual counsellors available

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