The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese.. ..’
‘No rike Chinese?’ asks the copilot, ‘why not?’
‘You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that’s why!’
‘No, no’, the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.’
‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese….Doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!’
There’s a few minutes of silence…
‘I no rike Jews!’ the copilot suddenly announces.
‘Oh yeah, why not?’ Asks the captain.
‘Jews sink Titanic!’ says the co-pilot.
‘What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain, ‘It was an iceberg!’
¢â‚¬ Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg , no mattah…you all same!
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