Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. ” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ’em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Alabama.” They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…”The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from South Alabama, ain’t ya?” “Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba….”How come you knowed that?” “Because this is a dry cleaners”

Apologies to all Alabamans here 🙂