A vicar was invited by the headmistress of the local Anglican Girls School to talk to her older students about Christianity and sex.

Not wishing to compromise either his datebook or his less tolerant wife the vicar entered the engagement as “Talk to girls about sailing.”

A day or so after his talk the headmistress encountered the vicar’s wife. “So very good of your husband to talk to my girls last week. He was quite splendid and so helpful.”

“I can’t imagine what he knows about it,” replied the vicar’s wife, “he’s only done it twice and the first time he was sick and on the second occasion his hat blew off. ¢â‚¬ 

~ Robert Lusty