Today Jan and I enjoyed the special $15 seniors ¢â‚¬â„¢ fish/wine/Bavarian apple meal at the Pancake Parlour. Some conversations with others (blame the wine):

Waitress: How are you finding everything?

Moi: I just open my eyes and look for it

Waitress: Can I take these plates away?

Yes they ¢â‚¬â„¢re our special Christmas gift to you

Waitress: Anything else I can do for you today?

Yes, you could pay the bill for us

Waitress: (when I paid the bill): Have a good day

You too, unless you ¢â‚¬â„¢ve made other arrangements J

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Waitress, there ¢â‚¬â„¢s a fly in my soup (should we go there ¢â‚¬ ¦??? Orright, why not?

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Moi to a happy-looking father and two children: These your kids?

Father (proudly): Yes

Moi: But they ¢â‚¬â„¢re good-looking kids

Father is speechless

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