A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a res- taurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That’s when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. “Honey,” she asked, “have you seen my other shoe?”
A Brave Man
True bravery is arriving home late after a guy’s night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
“Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
But soon we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it. Checking the recipes again, we found it. There, in fine print, was: “Serves 6.”
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