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More Church Bulletin board bloopers

* Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear

* Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.

* If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a
check and drip in the collection basket.

* Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

* Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will
give the medication.

* If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

* We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds
around the church building and the rector.

* Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”

* Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in
the foyer.

* Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

* Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

* The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary’s
Cathedral.

* The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church bard.

* As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

* Thank you dead friends.

* Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

* Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

* Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

* For the word of God is quick and powerful…piercing even to the
dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

* Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

* Persons who are shut-in during bath weather can attend mass over the
radio.

* Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

* The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

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