Old Age
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Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” says the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” says the 70-year-old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement any more.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the lavatory all day and nothing happens.”
“ Actually, says the 80-year-old, Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asks the 60-year-old. “No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?” “No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.”
Puzzled by this, the 60-year-old says, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am.
So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until seven !.” |
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