The   Irish have the lowest stress rate
because they do not   take medical terminology seriously   …  Medical   Term

Irish   Definition
Artery
The   study of   paintings

Bacteria
Back   door to   cafeteria

Barium
What   doctors do when patients   die

Benign
What   you be, after you be   eight

Caesarean   Section
A   neighbourhood in   Rome

Cat   scan
Searching   for   Kitty

Cauterize
Made   eye contact with   her

Colic
A   sheep   dog

Coma
A   punctuation   mark

Dilate
To   live   long

Enema
Not   a   friend

Fester
Quicker   than someone   else

Fibula
A   small   lie

Impotent
Distinguished,   well   known

Labour   Pain
Getting   hurt at   work

Medical   Staff
A   Doctor’s   cane

Morbid
A   higher   offer

Nitrates
Rates   of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money   than   Days

Node
I   knew   it

Outpatient
A   person who has   fainted

Pelvis
Second   cousin to   Elvis

Post   Operative
A   letter   carrier

Recovery   Room
Place   to do   upholstery

Rectum
Nearly   killed   him

Secretion
Hiding   something

Seizure
Roman   Emperor

Tablet
A   small   table

Terminal   Illness
Getting   sick at the   airport

Tumour
One   plus one   more

Urine
Opposite   of you’re   out