A retiree ¢â‚¬â„¢s bedtime is three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

It takes only one retiree to change a light bulb, but it may take all day.

A retiree ¢â‚¬â„¢s biggest complaint is that there is not enough time to get everything done.

Retirees do not mind being called Seniors, because the term comes with 10% discount.

Formal attire for a retiree  ¢â‚¬“ tied shoes.

Retirees count cents because they are the only ones who have the time.

The term for a long lunch is  ¢â‚¬“ Normal.

The biggest advantage of going back to school after retirement is that if you miss  classes no one tells your parents.

A retiree who says he doesn ¢â‚¬â„¢t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with is too polite to tell the  whole truth.