History: In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Maths: A total is when you add up all the numbers, and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay.
History: Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.
Religious studies: A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.
Religious studies: I asked my mum why we say old men at the end of prayers at skool, I don ¢â‚¬â„¢t know any old men apart from grandpa.
Holidays: On ar activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but mum said they were too ekspensv.
Maths: I would like to be an accountant but mum said you have to know a lot about moths.
Geography: The closest town to France is Denver. You can go to France on a train or you can go on a fairy.
Maths: If it is less than 90 degrees then it is a cute angel.
The Arts: ….. and at the end of the show, we all sing away in a manager.
The Arts: In last years ¢â‚¬â„¢ christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat, I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
Science: Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air, they can also hoover.
History: Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.
Natural History: Crabs and creatures like them all belong to the family of crushed Asians.
Geography: In geography we learned that countries with sea round them are islands, and ones without sea are incontinents.
Religious Studies: If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this.
Geography: In Scandanavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland.