After the wedding rehearsal, the prospective bridegroom whispered to the minister, “I’ll give you $100 to leave out that ‘love, honour and obey’ stuff”.

But on the day of the ceremony, the minister said instead, “Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning and never even look at another woman as long as you both shall live?’

The groom gulped and gasped, “I do”.

Afterwards, the groom said to the minister, “I thought we had a deal”. “We did,” agreed the cleric. “But she made me a much better offer”.