A man is being interviewed for a job.

 ¢â‚¬Å“What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman? ¢â‚¬ 

 ¢â‚¬Å“The slightest noise wakes me up. ¢â‚¬ 

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Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary.

During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof  ¢â‚¬“  the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and poof — the husband was 90.

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 ¢â‚¬Å“How are you getting on with your exams? ¢â‚¬ 

 ¢â‚¬Å“Not bad. The questions are easy enough  ¢â‚¬“ it ¢â‚¬â„¢s the answers I have trouble with! ¢â‚¬ 

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An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company.

He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked,

“if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”

She quickly responded, “The living one.”

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