ƒâ€š · I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

 ƒâ€š · When chemists die, they barium.

 ƒâ€š · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

 ƒâ€š · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 ƒâ€š · I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

 ƒâ€š · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

 ƒâ€š · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 ƒâ€š · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

 ƒâ€š · I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

 ƒâ€š · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words ..

 ƒâ€š · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

 ƒâ€š · This dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

 ƒâ€š · I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 ƒâ€š · A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

 ƒâ€š · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 ƒâ€š · What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds..

 ƒâ€š · I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

 ƒâ€š · Broken pencils are pointless.

 ƒâ€š · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

 ƒâ€š · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

 ƒâ€š · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

 ƒâ€š · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 ƒâ€š · All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.  Police say they have nothing to go on.

 ƒâ€š · I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

 ƒâ€š · Velcro – what a rip off!

 ƒâ€š · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.