A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: “I feel for you, down there.”

An OBJECTIVE person cam along and said: “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”

A PHARISEE said: “Only bad people fall into a pit.”

A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit.

A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

A FUNDAMENTALIST said “You deserve your pit.”

An I.R.S. man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

A SELF-PITYING person said: “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen my pit!”

An OPTIMIST said: “Things could be worse.”

A PESSIMIST said: “Things will get worse!”

JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit.