Received the following from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama:

1. You can’t answer the question, “Where are you from?”.


2. The vast majority of your clothes are hand-me-downs.


3. You speak two languages, but can’t spell either.


4. You embarrass yourself by asking what swear words mean.


5. You read National Geographic and recognize someone.


6. You don’t know how to play Pac-Man.


7. You have a time zone map next to your telephone.


8. You would rather eat seaweed than cafeteria food.


9. You consider a city 500 km away to be “very close”.


10. You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that animal would taste if it were fried.


11. You can cut grass with a machete, but can’t start a lawnmower.


12. You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.


13. You read the international section before the comics.


14. Strangers say they can remember you when you were “this tall”.


15. You have friends from or in 29 different countries.


16. You do your devotions in another language.


17. You sort your friends by continent.


18. You realize that furlough is not a vacation.


19. You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.


20. You’ve spoken in dozens of churches, but aren’t a pastor.


21. The majority of your friends don’t speak English.


22. Someone brings up the name of a team, and you get the sport wrong.


23. You like everything from Reggae to Japanese rap.


24. You never take anything for granted.


25. You watch a movie set in a foreign country, and you know what the nationals are REALLY saying into the camera.

 (Shared by Kirsten M. Chaplin-Rucquoi via The Sixth Sense – The Sense of Humor )