* He had only one major publication.

* It was in Hebrew.

* It had no references.

* It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

* Some doubt He wrote it Himself.

* He may have created the world, but what has He done since?

* The scientific community can’t replicate His results.

* He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.

* When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning
the

subjects.

* He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the
Book."

* Some say He had His son teach the class.

* He expelled His first two students.

* His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.

* Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.

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