15 ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS

1. Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.

2. Thursday night–Potluck supper. Prayer and medication
to follow.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don’t know
it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius
Belzer.

6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the
South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized
at both ends.

7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream
social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet.
Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied
by the pastor.

9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of
the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers,
please see the minister in his study.

10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

11. The service will close with "Little Drops
of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest
of the congregation will join in.

12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken
to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do
something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing
of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

14. A bean supper will be held Thursday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.

15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.