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Their middle name!

Subject: THE PASTOR AND THE EGGS

The elderly pastor was searching his closet for his
collar before church

one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he
found a small box

containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his
wife into the closet

to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed,
she admitted

having hidden the box for their entire 25 years of
marriage.

Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, "WHY?"

The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his
feelings. He asked

her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She
said that everytime

during their marriage that he delivered a poor semon,
she had placed an

egg in the box. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons
in 25 years was

certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked
her what the $100 was

for.

She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs,
I sold them to the neighbors

for $1.