10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians….and
you check

the table of contents.

9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob had a few
hits during the 60’s.

8) You open to Luke and a WWII Bond falls out.

7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.

6)A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence
in the Psalms.

5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston
isn’t listed in the
Concordance.

4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon,
you demand: "Who gave
you this trash?"

3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.

2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor
tells you to turn to
First Condominiums.

1) The kids keep asking too many questions about
your usual bedtime
story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of
Many Colors."