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Honk If You Love Jesus!



From a Christian (!) newsgroup, for your edification 🙂


The other day I went to the local religious book store and bought a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I’m really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!


I was stopped at a light at a busy intersection just lost in the Lord and didn’t notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out of his window and yelled “JESUS CHRIST” as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting “GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!” Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out of my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been some guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something like, “Sunny beach” and saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my kids what that meant. They squirmed and looked at each other, giggled, and told me it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind me a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled something like, “Mother Tucker,” or mothers from there. Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment, they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had turned yellow and I stepped on the gas. I looked back at them standing there and leaned way out of the car window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.


Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.

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