A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husbands’ lack of discretion shouts back…

“Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”

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The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: “Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wife she’s better in bed than anyone else”.

Another passenger then says:’ Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wife is better in bed than any other woman?”

“Well, it isn’t true, but Jones is a nice man, I just wanted to be polite.”

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An Italian, Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, “You’re in charge of sweeping”.

To the Irishman, “You’re in charge of shovelling”.

To the Chinese guy, “And you’re in charge of supplies”.

“Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.”

So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?”

The Italian guy replies, “I didn’t have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn’t find him.”

So then the manager turnS to the Irishman and asks why he didn’t shovel. The Irishman replies, “I couldn’t get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn’t find him.”

The manager is really annoyed now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells,

“SUPPLIES!”