Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.

Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Elevator smell different to midget.