From: "Gary Brun" <>
Newsgroups: uk.religion.christian
Subject: Re: This newsgroup needs lightening up !   MS Soft
Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 00:16:46 +0200

Thought a few of you might like this one.  ;)

The Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars.

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER
   that year,instead of before.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy
   a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to
   restart it.  For some strange reason, you would just accept this.

4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you
   bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.

5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as
   reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.

6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be replaced
   with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
   cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other
   brands for years.

9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).

10. New seats will force everyone to have the same size butt.