Date: Tue, 02 Jun 1998 09:03:04 -0400
From: CK Bannister <>
To: christia listserv <>
Subject: CHURCH JOKE FOR THE DAY

From: PMRAHM <>
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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH:

Hey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew!

I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25
minutes.

Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV
evangelists.

I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday
School class.

Forget the denominational minimum salary: let’s pay our pastor so s/he
can live like we do.

I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!

Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!

Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
stewardship campaign!