Date: Thu, 04 Jun 1998 07:35:25 -0400
From: CK Bannister <>
To: christia listserv <>
Subject: DEEP THOUGHT JOKE FOR THE DAY

A day without sunshine is like night.

A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble
a nail. — Abraham Maslow

He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

When you swim in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That’s a moray!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.

Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

To err is human, to moo bovine.