Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 09:26:47 -0400
From: CK Bannister <>
To: christia listserv <>
Subject: CHURCH JOKE FOR THE DAY

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract
his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on
the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin’ mate, there’s no paper in
this one either."