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Kids’ Wisdom

On January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment
  1. It’s more fun to color outside the lines.
  2. If you’re gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
  3. Ask why until you understand.
  4. Hang on tight.
  5. Make up the rules as you go along.
  6. It doesn’t matter who started it.
  7. Ask for sprinkles.
  8. Save a place in line for your friends.
  9. If the horse you’re drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
  10. Sometimes you have to take the test before you’ve finished studying.
  11. Picking your nose when no one else looks is still picking your nose.
  12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
  13. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
  14. Making your bed is a waste of time.
  15. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
  16. Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
  17. You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.
  18. You can’t ask to start over just because you’re losing the game.

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