From: Barry Whitney <>

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate
her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first
student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the
day off.
She started with "This was England’s finest
hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "
Winston Churchill."
"Congratulations said the teacher you
may go home." The teacher then said, "Ask not what your
country can do for you…."
Before she could finish this quote,
another young lady belts out, "John F. Kennedy."
"Very good" says the teacher, "you may go."
Irritated that he missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny
muttered, "I wish those girls would just shut up."
Upon
overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded "Who said
THAT?!?!"
Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said,
"Bill Clinton! See you Monday!"