Subject: First Frog

The President takes the day off work to elude the press corps and
Hillary. He decides to go out golfing. Bill gives the slip to the Secret
Service guys and ends up, unrecognized, at a small public course in
Maryland. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next
to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." The President looks around and
doesn’t see anyone. "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his club away and grabs his 9
iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow, that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, lucky frog." The
President decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What
do you think, frog?" the President asks. "Ribbit, 3
wood." Bill takes out a 3 wood and WHAM!, hole in one. The
President is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the
day, the President golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
the frog, "OK, where to next?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit, Las Vegas." They go to Andrews AFB and fire up Air
Force One file for clearance direct to Las Vegas, and arrive at 4 AM,
still unnoticed, at a casino. Bill says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit, roulette." Upon approaching the
roulette table, the President asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, $300,000, black, 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
Clinton figures what the heck.Whoosh! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across the table. The President takes his winnings and his new buddy,
First Frog (FF), and heads back to DC. Bill sets the FF on a cushion on
his desk in the Oval Office and says, "Frog, I don’t know how to
repay you. You’ve won me all this money, and I and the Democratic
National Committee are forever grateful." The frog replies,
"Ribbit, kiss me." Bill figures, why not? Since after all the
frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 25-year-old woman. And that, Mr. Starr, is how she ended up in
my office."