These sort of quotes will keep you careful about what you say &
write:

Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
David

Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends
of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4PM there be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk
will please come early.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his
private study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the alter.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One
of the ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will
join in.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
of the new carpet.All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, The sermon topic will be "What
is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is
preparing for the girth of their first child.

The Lutheran Men’s group will meet at 6PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and desert will be served for a nominal feel.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday. "I Upped My Pledge–Up Yours".