A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat bored
with the round; so when we came upon the water hazard with two ducks
sitting quietly on the water, I bet him ten bucks he couldn’t hit a duck
and five dollars he couldn’t even get one to move. Being a guy, he took
the bet.

He launched four tee shots toward the ducks, and even threw two by
hand, and the ducks still wouldn’t budge. Only after he lost six golf
balls did he realize the ducks were decoys.

Two golfers were beginning an afternoon game. The first sent his
ball down the fairway, but the second put his into the water trap.
"Too bad – you’re in the drink pal!" his partner said.

"No worries!" said the first, as they approached the pond.
The first man watched in amazement as the ball surfaced with a little
inflatable pontoon around it, sprouted a motor and propelled itself to
the bank were it’s owner was standing. The appendages retracted back
into the ball as the owner scooped it up.

"That’s amazing!" cried the first golfer, "I’ve never
seen anything like that." He just smiled and prepared for his next
shot, which went into the rough. "Oh, no – You’ll have a hard time
finding your ball in there!" Before the second could respond, he
heard a "whirrrr!" sound as a patch of grass was cut down
smooth around the ball. He witnessed the spinning blade disappear back
into the top of the ball.

"Astounding! How can it do that?" demanded the first man,
but the second man was already swinging, sending the ball way over the
green, towards the treeline. "It will be lost for good in those
woods!" the first man gasped. However, just as the ball passed
above the hole, a little parachute popped out of the top and the ball
flutters right down onto the green.

"Wow, that’s unbelievable. Where could *I* get a ball like
that?!?" "I don’t know," the first man shrugged, "I
found this one."

– As told by
(Heard from Lee
Trevino)