A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out
– caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two
guys show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman
tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood.
Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children having a
wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up, and finally, the clown
calls to report that he is stuck in traffic, and will probably not make
the party at all.

The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to
entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and
sees one of the guys doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in
awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips, and leaps high
in the air.

She calls the other guy over and says, "What your friend
is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you
think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the
children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

"Well…," he responds, "I dunno…let me ask
him…

"HEY WILLIE…FOR $50 WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"