The phone rings at KGB headquarters. They answer:

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this KGB?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an
enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his
firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz’s house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no
diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone rings at Rabinovitz’s house. He answers,
"Hello."

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

"Yes."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yes, they did."

"Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch
plowed."