[Medical people – though not all wowsers – might see some humor in
this :-)!]

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want anyone to find
out. The doctor agrees.

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully
placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and
says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

"Don’t worry," he says, "I didn’t tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all
by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is
the third rose from?" she asked

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy
upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new
ears!"