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Procrastinator’s Calendar

      NEG  FRI  FRI  FRI  THU  WED  TUE
      8    7    6    5    4    3    2
      16   15   14   12   11   10   9
      23   22   21   20   19   18   17
      32   30   28   27   26   25   24
      39   38   37   36   35   34   33

1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are
needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job or project can be ordered on the 7th
and delivered on the 3rd.

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three Fridays in every
week. This is also beneficial for those persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for month-end panic
jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery of the previous
month’s last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-productive
Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day — Negotiation Day — has been introduced keeping the other days
free for uninterrupted panic.

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