Dear all

Some technology terms for country folk

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT: Whut the mail aint in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it’s cold in winter
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it’s black fly season
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Watcha did to the hayfields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang da dang keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C’mon in y’all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain’t ‘member whut ya paid
fer the rifle when yore wife asks
MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole