A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he
sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead
by a quart of alcohol.

The producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed
down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.

Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?”

The producer ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you
$B%’%’(!!$B%’%’(J! My dad perished in that bombing!”

“I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese!”

“Yeah yeah yeah …Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, … you are all
the same.”

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from
the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a
deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.

“What was that for?!!” exclaimed the producer.

“That’s for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!” the
Chinese replied.

“You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg! ” shouted the
producer.

“Yeah yeah yeah… Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg… you are all the same!”