… then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered them
around him. He taught them, saying:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven,
Blessed are the meek,
Blessed are they that mourn,
Blessed are the merciful,
Blessed are they who thirst for justice,
Blessed are you when persecuted,
Blessed are you when you suffer,
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven.”

Then Simon peter said, “Do we have to write this down?”
and Andrew said, “Are we supposed to know this?”
and James said, “Will we have a test on this?”
and Bartholemew said, “Do we have to hand this in?”
and John said, “The other disciples didn’t have to learn this!”
and Matthew said, “What does this have to do with real life?”

Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plans an
inquired of Jesus his terminal objective in the
cognitive domain …

… and Jesus wept …