The Difference
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Style
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item.
A women will pay one dollar for a two dollar item she doesn’t want or need.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand
her at all.