Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both
male and female.”

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well,God
is both black and white.”

This further confuses the boy so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?” At this
the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, “Honey, God is both
gay and straight.”

At this the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
“Mom, is God Michael Jackson?”